Honestly, I feel really bad for guys.

     So, I went on a trip with a really close guy friend of mine this past Saturday. We drank a lot of alcohol, and we ended up fooling around. He said that he had condoms, so I told him to put one on. I got on top of him, literally was there for like 5 seconds, and he came. He was soooooooooooooo embarrassed. I told him not to worry about it, but he was still upset. It makes me feel bad for guys sometimes, because I can’t help but laugh about it now. It just made me think. If he thought there was a chance of us hooking up (he did because of the condoms that were brought) why didn’t he prepare a little bit? Try something to make sure he doesn’t come waaaaay too quickly. Is there even a way for a guy to do that? Let me know if you want to. I am actually really curious about this subject. 

Yours truly
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I am so sexually frustrated

I have never had an orgasm with a partner. I’ve tried EVERYTHING. Guys have gone down on me. I have had intercourse in several different positions, while I stimulate my clit. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I know, there is nothing wrong with me, because it just means I’m harder to get off. BUY WHY?! It almost feels like my body is betraying me. I can make myslef come when I’m by myself, but even then, my orgasms aren’t very satisfying. It’s making me a little bit crazy. Can I just meet a guy that will rock my socks off?! I really wish I knew what it was like to completely lose myself in a mind blowing orgasm. I know my body pretty well, yet I can never climax with someone, no matter how good it feels. Hopefully, I can figure out to climax with someone.

Best tinder date EVER

     If you couldn’t tell by the title of this blog post, I have a tinder. I have recently been more active on it, because WHY THE HELL NOT? I think tinder is a good way to meet people, that you would, otherwise, never bump into on the street or something. So, I have been branching out, and been way more open to going on these dates.
     I matched with someone, let’s call him Brandon. We went on a date, some nice dinner place. All around it was a very good date (good conversation, chemistry, etc.) During a night of a lot of drinking, I texted him. I set up plans with him to hangout at his place one night. Let me tell you, that night did come.
     When I showed up, we were being completely normal. You know, talking, laughing, flirting, and just hanging out. But, he did start to lean in and kiss me. I was totally fine with it, so I went along with it. More kissing, touching, bantering back and forth, teasing, kept us from not being able to keeping out hands off each other. I showed up at 12ish am that night, and didn’t end up leaving until 9am the next day. We never had sex, but he was really into the idea of getting me off. His exact words, “We don’t have to have sex or anything, but I really want to get you off” He told me that I didn’t owe him anything, and wouldn’t have to return the favor. I think he could tell how turned on I was. I can’t even explain how amazing the entire encounter was from beginning to start. I really want it to happen again, but I’m not sure on how to do that. So, if you have any advice, let me know. I could definitely use it.

Oooooooooh, a secret!

Now, you may be wondering what this, so called, ‘secret’ is. I’ll tell you. I, unintentionally, got my ex’s friends on my side………whoops!

Haha. Honestly, I didn’t really need to do anything besides be myself, and let my ex be himself. He looked like the bad guy because he was one. I just stood by and didn’t make excuses l for him like I used to. I mean, it also helps because all of his friends finds me attractive, but how is that important?

As I am typing this blog, I am talking to my ex’s old roommate and current friend. He has repeatedly started the conversation, and always seems to compliment me when we talk. Not only this friend, but some of ‘Adam’s’ other friends too. Now, I bet I sound like a complete bitch, but you need to understand, the asshole, that is my ex. You can probably get a better understanding if you read my previous blogs. Then you’ll understand why ‘Adam’s’ friends have decided I’m actually awesome.

Though the weird thing is, I’m starting to like talking to ‘Jake’. I am kinda wishing that something could possibly happen between us. When ‘Adam’ and I were dating (6 months), he never once made me cum. I literally faked orgasms for six months! I am a very sexually frustrated girl. The thing that makes me so mad, is the fact the ‘Adam’ thinks he’s hot shit because he lost his virginity. If only he knew, he would die first before he could find my clitoris! Basically, he didn’t know his shit, probably still doesn’t. Anyways! I kinda want to have sex with ‘Jake’ because I’m sure he actually knows what he’s doing, and he’s actually a nice guy. I could see myself having fun with him for one night, maybe more. I doubt he would try to stop it if I initiated it. Would probably have to wait for a night that ‘Adam’ left for the night, or out of town for that matter.

I can see the way I would do it. We’d obviously both be intoxicated (not because we need alcohol to do the deed, but because that’s what we do when we hangout. We get drunk). I would get him to play pong with me. I would touch him a lot (actually touch him, not the weak ass shit ‘Adam’ was accusing me of last time.) Everytime he looked at me, I would smile, and look him straight in the eyes. I would probably get us alone on the back porch at some point. There, I would make chit-chat, and when the conversation slows, I’ll look him in the eyes again. Slowly, I will lean in, just enough for him to realize what’s happening and kiss him, just a peck. I will look at him again to see his reaction, slightly smile, then lean in again. This time I will actually kiss him. Harder. Passionate. More everything. When he’s getting into it, I’ll giggle slightly, rub his chest, run my fingers through his hair, and whisper in his ear, “Can I sleep in your room tonight? All the guys are taking up the couches. I mean, we can put a pillow or something between us if it makes you uncomfortable after, well you know, after what just happened. ” Knowing ‘Jake’ he’ll say it’s fine. That night, I’ll go into his room, put on my nonexistent pajama bottoms and top and get cozy. At first we’ll sleep apart from each other, but as some time passes I’ll scoot closer. I will rub my body on the side of his, until I can tell he is awake (trust me, I’ll know). Then I will whisper again, “Are you awake?” He will be. “Can you look at me for a second?” Once he looks towards me, I’ll pounce.

I think you get the idea…….use your imagination for the rest.

Yours truly

Bittersweet author